When I saw these new Christian Louboutin patent pumps, I loved the design, the pointiness of the shoe and even the embellishments, however, I could totally do without standing with my feet together wearing them and looking down as the shoes spell out the word “SEX”. What do you think? I mean, seriously? What if you wanted to wear these to church? Do you walk to your seat really fast so that no one can tell what they spell? What about if you’re out at a conservative event? Should you be torn between wanting to wear a cute shoe and embarrassed by what they say? Either way, you can get them here. They’re only $1395.00, because you know me, if I love it, authentic is the ONLY way to go.