I’m going to slap somebody. Seriously. These shoes are so cute they make me mad. Christian Louboutin Dillian Natural Python Pumps. If I had the $2,875.00 to plunk down on these babies, as much as I would love to own them, I’d have to bite down hard and pass. That’s a lot for a pair of shoes. But they make me swoon, so, don’t think for a second believe that by passing I’m saying that they’re less than stellar. What would I wear them with if someone gave them to me for free? Shoot! I wouldn’t try to get all diva with them. I might break out a pair of well-worn jeans and cuff them up below the calf and pull out a black sleeveless leather top that laces up in the back and slide a pair of black Gucci frames on top of my head. With shoes like these naturally people expect you to doll them up, but they are the icing darling, you don’t add more icing to an already impeccable dessert.