I Love New York 2 Drama - The Buddha Conspiracy

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Sure he’s something to look at. He has an edge. But he probably didn’t win and if he did, it’s obvious that he doesn’t want her. Do I even need to watch the finale? He blasted women on his blog for sending him nude pictures of themselves stating the following:

Females, DO NOT EVER SEND ME ANY NUDE PICTURES!!

I will delete you hoe-ish ass and block you from contacting me FOREVER!! “My mom didn’t raise no dog! I don’t even know WHAT about my character that you’ve seen thus far would make any female even THINK that I’m that type of guy. DISGUSTINGLY OFFENSIVE!! and my patience for it is up!!! If you are a hoe at least PRETEND to be a respectable woman when dealing with me or don’t deal with me at all.”

But he’s got a lot to say on the topic of VH1, New York and miscellaneous stuff here and there.

He also has a video of Tiffany tongue wrestling Chance (below). A clip that they omitted from the show. Hmmmm. I wouldn’t trust my cat with her let alone my heart if I were a man.

He’s also sort of happy because VH1 did provide footage about his dialog with his father about Sister Patterson and Tiffany. It’s interesting y’all.

Here is Buddha’s take (or should I say Ezra since that’s his real name) on the most recent episode:

What you didn’t see is…

1. MOST IMPORTANTLY: PRODUCTION was in on this conspiracy. They hired some chicks to come flirt with me in the club (and from then on made it seem in post-editing as if I was constantly refering to the Asian woman when I actually was not), THEY kept putting me in a multitude of situations in hopes of getting a rise out of me, THEY kept telling New York, “he’s acting Tiffany” and THEY kept arranging the meetings between Patterson and The Boyfriends!! Do you HONESTLY think it was coincidence that as soon as I left, with Tiffany, Patterson met with The Boyfriends!! PEOPLE, OPEN YOUR EYES!! New York had NO CLUE that meeting happened when it did. Production writes those “notes” NOT TIFFANY!!

2. ALL of us were speaking with the Vietnamese woman and the conversation was explaining to her what “I Love New York” is … you’ll notice the conversation was muted out to make it appear as though I could be saying anything PLUS the conversation lasted about 20 secs, while awaiting the elevator, but of course production made it seem like not only was I all of the sudden miraculously STUPID enough to be flirting with some random unattractive chick but I was also dumb enough to do that for an exaggerated amount of time… Just ask yourself “how long could it possibly take for a called elevator to come down 4 floors?” LOL!

3. The Punk IMMEDIATELY got piss drunk (which means ALL intelligence is null and void in his mind and only a mindless hulk remains) and tried to throw The Maid over our 4th story balcony for NOT drinking enough. The Maid CRIED & YELLED for me to help him and “get this motherf*%ker (Punk) off me!” I reluctantly helped The Maid by pulling him back from over the edge to safety and pushing them both inside. Several Minutes later Punk fell asleep into a drunken stooper and The Maid continually thanked me for saving him. Funny how there’s NO RECORD of that event ever taking place… write Punk & The Maid and ask if it happened… I wonder if they’ll deny it?

4. The Punk & The Maid “boy wrestled” with each other in the limo THE ENTIRE WAY OVER to the first date with New York. You’ll notice the two of them continued to “boy fight” each other with ass grabbing and “couple tussling” in the seat pretending to REEEEEALLY want to sit next to New York while just so happening to be rubbing asses in sit on each others laps. You’ll notice I was FAAAR back trailing the two “lover boys” and then just simply sat on the other side of New York (if they REALLY wanted to sit next to New York why didn’t they each just take one side of her like I did??? Unless they just REEEEEALLY wanted an excuse to continue “playing” with each other). I’ve NO problems with gays but “I ain’t that” and I damn sure don’t play that way and neither do ANY grown heterosexual men that I know of.(PERIOD!!)… you call it.

5. At the club Priestess Patterson arranged with Production to hire two druken blonde chicks to come flirt with me and try to seduce me to go with them in hopes that I’d entertain their non-sense. Unfortunately for them (Patterson & Production), their plan backfired when I told both of the drunk hoes (yes! “Hoes!” these were the “bitches” I was referring to when speaking to New York… vh1.com… but production now wants you to think that I running around calling any woman I meet a “bitch”) off in front of everyone and then I continued to TELL OFF PRODUCTION. New York got turned on while the “three stooges” stared at each other and Production dumb founded at how bad The Patterson/Production plan worked out and how audacious I was in confronting Production.

6. The night I walked out of “the club” I went into the limo to leave, 10 mins later The Maid was sent away by New York so that her and The Punk could be together alone. That night, prior to elimination, The Punk spent the night with New York and they did… whatever!

7. When Punk was told to go he stood there whining and complaining for 10 mins about how “ill-logical & contradictory” she was being based off of what was said and done between them the night before when they’d slept together (similar to Yours’ plea… Episode 3). That’s when she hugged him (to console and shut him up) and glaced over at me to mouth, “I Love You.”

——EPISODE 10 - THE BUDDHA CONSPIRACY—————–

Well… at this point in time on the show I have summarized conclusively that New York “sexually get’s off” on drama. I am wholly a pleaser by nature, so drama is what I give her. The Punk is a COMPLETE back-stabber and uses New York’s trust in him to manipulate her with his lies. What you also didn’t see is while he was conspiring and plotting against me behind my back he was pretending everything was all good to my face… until I called him out on it… you call it. He got played and pimped by New York but I’m sure he found plenty of other boys to wrestle in South Beach before leaving.

The Maid and The Chump were using New York’s weakness (her personal insecurities) against her so I decided to do the same thing to them. I never told them her and I had sex (because we didn’t) I only spoke VERY general and let their imaginations play on their insecurities. Besides, seeing as how these two “boy friends” are always lying on me anyhow I might as well give them something to talk about It was not disrespectful by any means and I’m slightly insulted that Production chose not to display the prank in its full HILARIOUSNESS!! The camera men could hardly hold the camera’s straight from laughing so hard later… it was not by any means disrespectful but it was STATEGY. The following morning New York DID find the prank funny however Production left out her laughing for dramatic purposes. I didn’t care to justify my actions because they were self-evident to anyone paying attention and New York is hardly as dumb as The Chump thinks she is.

At the “Club” couch I walked away after calling out the obvious conspiracy between The Three Stooges (The Maid, The Chump, & The Priestess) & Production. That’s when I told New York, “if you can’t see what’s going on here you’re blind” and I left (the only way to fight production is to give them nothing to film). Truthfully I could always give a sh*t about her following me. Only a true LOSER (aka The Maid) would sit there while being so utterly disrespected and insulted. In the real world I would of left her ass sitting there and drove home to bed never to see her again.

As far as The Maid and Patterson go… well … they don’t surprise me at all so there’s not much to say in regards to them. The Maid is the same ole spineless amoeba-man who has nothing to offer but worship and lavish gifts. You’d have to be a COMPLETE IDIOT to believe that she’d be interested in him had he not been lavishing her with gifts (she’d already stated how unattractive she found him in Episode 1. He only became interesting in Episode 2 after the $700 shoes were given to her).

—————————POINTS OF INTEREST—————————-

1. I was ACTING upset with New York in order to FEED her sexual urge for drama. It doesn’t take a S.A.G. actor to perform this type of “Acting” … it only takes an attentive man to know what his woman wants and when to give that to her. THAT is why I stated in the one-on-one camera room, “drama is better than sex to New York, she get’s off on it. So FINE… at least one of us will get off tonight.”

2. In any conversation, in order to be effective to the respective listeners, ONE MUST ALWAYS CONSIDER THE AUDIENCE. In this case my audience was New York so in speaking vulgar and aggressive to her IT WAS FOR HER and I felt necessary “DRAMA” for her to understand me. If I was conversing with Cornell West (Black American Intellect, Author & Harvard Professor) the conversation specifics and tone would have COMPLETELY different. Likewise, if I was conversing with my 6 year old niece it would have been an ENTIRELY different approach all together. In this case I’m speaking to an young minded, ghetto fabulous, Urban Black American female, with a HIGHLY SEXUAL DESIRE for dramatics and my conversation is consistent with what words and actions will most efficiently and effectively affect her most.

3. Oh! and New York and I DID have a conversation about me being an actor THE FIRST NIGHT I was in the mansion. I asked her did it bother her that one of my professions is Acting and her response was “Not at all!! I can’t be upset at you for being successful at what you do.”

4. (This was stated by me at the reunion) I saw the first season as One Dumb Nigga versus Another Dumb Nigga. This season the one thing I was NOT going to do was have One Intelligent Brother versus Another Intelligent Brother (”Versus” being fighting and back-stabbing each other) so even when I realized what The Punk was doing to me I still REFUSED to buy into the “Crabs In A Barrel” approach as he did. I felt it more important to maintain my integrity as a man, a perhaps lose as a man, than compromise my character as a Punk (pun intended).

5. The more intelligent viewers (and those familiar with script writing) will notice that production is purposely trying to create a juxtaposition with what is currently seen as my character (The Hero) into that of the exact opposite (The Villian) by leaving out key events that happened here that are COMPLETELY consistent to who I really am (ALL that you have seen in previous episodes). Unfortunately this comes at the cost of attempting to assassinate my true character.

Obviously they would know at this point MANY people would think highly of me and (for anyone who knows a thing or two about script writing) at this point Production would need to relay a counter posistion to my previously portrayed charater in order to “keep audiences guessing” and humanize the winner. Unfortunately, some simple minds will fall for this elementary story board tactic. They now give you mixed feelings about me so that you are torn about who is the “good guy and bad guy.” They make it seem like The Maid’s previous actions were “not really so bad” and “kinda cute and sexy” while I’m really the “evil man.” LOL… WOW!!

p.s. After reading some of my “loyal fans” comments and how they’ve now flipped on me I am only now realizing how easily manipulated and simple the public really is. WOW!!! There’s an old chinese proverb some might do well to learn, “a person is not who you see today but who he has always been all the days prior.”

See you next week.

-With Love,
Ezra Masters aka Buddha

Visit his blog for his recap of the I Love New York Finale at: myspace.com/ezramasters or his official website at buddha-verse.com.

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