I Love New York 2 Predictions: Not Really Spoilers

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Since people got so pissy thinking I was the one making predictions in my other post about the remaining men, let me again clarify that I did not work for VH1–never have. Thank you. However, here are my predictions with the remaining three:

Tailor Made is too MOLDABLE. If she can bend him like Gumby she will grow tired of him eventually. Right now she’s on the high of loving the things he buys her whether she can pronounce them or not. He’s draped her in La Perla and Manolos and hopefully soon he’ll have her do something with that hair, but for goodness sake, let’s all say a silent prayer that she doesn’t pick him in the end because when a dude agrees to be “Wifey” he’s got no backbone and if a man has no backbone he can’t protect you for a strong wind–not to mention the world. So I’m exing him out of the competition, he may be in the last two. But I doubt he’ll win.

Punk has a running chance. Although I’m not thrilled about bulky men like that, I think he’s considerate and deserves a fair chance. Although not as weak as Tailor Made in my opinion (who by the way agreed to an interview and then never responded to my questions) he may not be strong enough to handle her. Seriously. You know from last season that she likes an edgier type of man so, I think Punk won’t make the cut this Monday. I think he’s going to be exed off the show because, he’s mannerly and not as aggressive as the other two remaining me and she really really likes that.

Buddha, ah, where shall we start. I like him (although he declined an interview for this popular site too) but I think he’s straight up no chaser and you have to admire that in a man. He made it clear after Chance left that he wasn’t going to be a booby prize, or runner up because she couldn’t be with who she really wanted. I think he will make the final two and eventually win it. I just do. We’ll see. We have 2 episodes left and time will tell right?

Chance is cute but he’s the real punk and she’s not going to bring him back. Seriously, he loves throwing drinks and pretending he’s thug. That won’t work for her. It’ll probably stall her career. We have to be able to differentiate between a “fun guy for now” and someone we want to spend the rest of our lives with. That’s where my book The Plural Thing comes in. Somebody send me her address so I can mail her a copy.

Edit: What did I tell you. Didn’t I say that Punk wouldn’t end up with Tiffany? He got the axe! Maybe next time you’ll listen to me. She loves men with an edge (even if it’s to her own detriment). Now I don’t think she’ll end up with Tailor Made either, but we’ll wait until next week to find out.

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